spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

literallysame:

this is a masterpiece 

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

coolator:

own a piece of history

coolator:

own a piece of history

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

loriadorable:

circuitbird:

This is a very important website. Please spread the link.

Hey sex workers!

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

vrixie:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

just a little reminder that 97% of rapists never spend a single day in jail.